A Little Something Called Braelyn

I was writing in Braelyn's journal tonight and thought it was just too much of my real everyday life not to share with my loved ones. So here it is. Enjoy.


NAUGHTY!!
OOOOOOOOH MAN! You have been SOOO naughty the last few days. You have been very close to death because of your naughtiness. Not cool sister! Here is a small list of the things you've done lately, some things might not be included because I have blocked them out of my memory:

throw a fit over something dumb
draw all over Alaina's ballet shoes (those things are not cheap!)
steal Caylees baby food and eat it (becasue you think prunes are chocolate)
tell me no
give the baby swing a nice rough huge push...with your baby sister in it
steal candy corns and hide them
hit your sister
draw on books (including LIBRARY BOOKS!)
open my container of ear rings, scatter all 50 pairs around my room and remove all the backs from the fronts
...while ruining a few pairs...and probably eating others
tell me no
put my make up on
tear the cover of my 13 year old Book of Mormon (Im still very angry about this one)
use an entire bottle of soap one time washing your hands
hit your sister
write in Daddy's book of Mormon becasue you see him marking them all the time...its not the same thing!!
throw a fit
eat toothpaste
throw a fit
cover your head in shampoo (once while we were still in the store!)
throw a fit
run out into the street
play in the trash (hey, I still want this!)
hit your sister
eat "Butt Paste"
tell me no
put teeth puncture holes in the yogurt before we even leave the store
use 9 of Caylee's diapers on your teddy bear and tear the tabs off them so I cant use them for Caylee
yell at your sister
tell me no
jump and stand on Caylee's jumper (that we are borrowing from a friend and isnt even ours!)
steal DVDs and use them as chew toys
throw a fit
Get into Caylees crib...while Caylee is in her crib!
yell at your sister
climb on Caylees crib whether she is in there or not
tell me no
stick your fingers in the cookie batter I am making for friends and eat it
throw fits
hit your sister
tell me no
all the normal stuff you do to mess us your room including:
dump the shoe basket and scatter them around the room
throw all the pillows and blankets on the floor
go in the bathroom, steal the bubble bath and pour it on the floor...and bed...and all the mess that you've already made
empty the drawers (all the drawers on all three dressers)
go through the closet
throw all the dirty clothes around out of the hamper (so I cant tell from the clean and the dirty)
play in said hamper
take the boards off the bunk bed
bang the board on the floor (poor neighbor)
use boards to use as a weapon
play with my pot lids and unscrew the handle (how do you even do this?)
throw stuff in Caylees crib
run out to the kitchen while I'm in the bathroom and steal the Nestle Quick container
tear down all the dresses and jackets hanging up nicely in the closet
unplug the fan
put your fingers in the fan (before its unplugged bytheway)
play with the radio
take out the cd in radio, throw on floor
take books off the bookshelf next to you door (very sneaky like)
undo the bumper on Caylee's crib
put Caylee's clothes on your teddy bear
tear said books
take things out of the bathroom and hoard them in your room (I found my deodorant in there the other day!)

Oh, the best one by far....
turn on the burner for the stove and start a bag of bread on fire...yes, my little 2 year old, you started a FIRE!

Nough said.